Oh…….wait a minute…according to Ramona, the Count is an “old man”, who’s in his fifties.

Ramona, though she recently told People Magazine she’s 52 (which puts her in the same age bracket as the ‘old man’ Count), revealed on the reunion show that she (gasp!!!) lied to People Magazine about her age!

She said she was alone until she was 37 years old. So we can assume at 37 she met Mario. We don’t know WHEN she married Mario, was it that same year or one or two years later….

But we also know she said she just celebrated her 18th wedding anniversary. Kadooos to them, an achievement nowadays!

Wait a minute…..if she married Mario the minute she met him, and has been married for 18 years that’s……wow, Ramona is 55 years old.

And if she married the guy a year or two later, that makes her about the ripe old age of 57.

Hmmmm………the same ‘chronical’ age as the Count.

So I guess this means that Luann has rights to call her an ‘old lady?

Really, I do think she looks pretty darned good for a woman who’s almost 60. But if she’s that old, then she needs to drop the Cougar Barbie facade and cut that dry, ratty hair (which is in the condition it’s in due to a lifetime of bleaching) and wear something classy for a change.